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The Heresy, Vulgarity and Worldly Ways of ELCA Pastor Nadia Bolz-Weber

Motherf******

12/3/2015

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Not sure I'll ever get over the injustice that this doesn't come in a women's muscle tank #alliwantforxmas pic.twitter.com/WrjxuRGTVL

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (@Sarcasticluther) December 3, 2015
Inventing your own Jesus, viewing the National Enquirer above Scripture, giving away hams during your book tour and making factory workers blush with your use of vulgarity are the ELCA requirements to become a highly paid and loved ELCA pastor nowadays.
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Thinks They're Clever 

12/3/2015

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@Quiara we actually say it like that. And mean it. Ex: "Half-ass Bible study is this Thursday" #hfass

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (@Sarcasticluther) November 29, 2015
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Because I GOT...

10/9/2015

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Dear God, the low-grade fever I have, that's just a today thing, right? Because I GOT SHIT TO DO. #forreal #AccidentalSaints #westcoast

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (@Sarcasticluther) October 8, 2015
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As Common A Prayer

10/6/2015

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“God, please help me not be an asshole, is about as common a prayer as I pray in my life.” - Nadia Bolz-Weber, from her book - Pastrix: The Cranky, Beautiful Faith of a Sinner & Saint

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Restorative Yoga

9/30/2015

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@namasteanita not really - I mean…kind of? I do restorative yoga at my Crossfit gym to help recover from the shit I put my body thought

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (@Sarcasticluther) September 29, 2015
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The ELCA's superstar

9/30/2015

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@derekwebb ok, wait. I just got to Texas but am leaving here for Nashville in the morning. What the actual fuck? #nofair

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (@Sarcasticluther) September 30, 2015
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Nor should there be obscenity... - Eph 5:4

9/30/2015

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@ShaneBorza you are fucking nuts.

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (@Sarcasticluther) September 30, 2015
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Could-give-a-

9/25/2015

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@d_l_mayfield @marykarrlit Mary Karr is a shimmering blend of smart, sexy, spiritual and could-give-a-shit #loveher

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (@Sarcasticluther) September 24, 2015
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Holy Spirit Swears

9/15/2015

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Nadia Bolz-Weber quoted while on her book tour.

"A lot of these lines that we draw, I feel the Holy Spirit says, 'I don't give a shit." Nadia Bolz-Weber #accidentalsaints

— Dan J. Brennan (@danbrennan) September 15, 2015
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I Literally Don't Give a...

9/3/2015

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“When Christians really critique me for using salty language, I literally don’t give a shit.” - Nadia Bolz-Weber 

From this article - http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2015/09/bringing-sin-back-into-church/402391/
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Jesus Loves You Because Your an...

9/3/2015

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“Sometimes I can be an asshole, but it’s almost as though I can hear Jesus saying ‘uh, that’s okay, it’s not that I, like, love you and claim you despite that. I love you and claim you because of that.’” - Nadia Bolz-Weber

From this article http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2015/09/bringing-sin-back-into-church/402391/
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Everything in me

9/2/2015

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"Fuck. Everything in me was trying to protect myself, trying to preserve the little unscheduled time I had. In most cases, that's the right move. But not this time" - Nadia Bolz-Weber, from her book, Accidental Saints. Page 106.
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Just Hanging Out

8/21/2015

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Just hanging out with @Michelle_Kinney doing a shit-ton of chest-to-bar pull-ups #youarethequeen #iamnotworthy pic.twitter.com/0ObEm8pcmS

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (@Sarcasticluther) August 20, 2015
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Lectionary Gods

8/6/2015

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What I think during the Summer of year B every. single. time.: The #lectionary Gods can kiss my #Lutheran Ass. #somuchbread

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (@Sarcasticluther) August 5, 2015
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Love Being Strong

7/27/2015

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I power cleaned 154# (70k) this morning. PR. Felt amazing. I fucking love being strong. #crossfit #thankfulforhealth

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (@Sarcasticluther) July 26, 2015
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What Was the Answer?!

7/23/2015

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@gelasticturtle I made that shit up.

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (@Sarcasticluther) July 23, 2015
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ELCA Pastor Talk

7/15/2015

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My closest friend in Denver has selfishly taken a call at a church in Ohio. I cried like a baby saying bye to @hhaginduff Fuck you, Ohio

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (@Sarcasticluther) July 10, 2015
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