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The Heresy, Vulgarity and Worldly Ways of ELCA Pastor Nadia Bolz-Weber

'blocking a**holes'

11/26/2019

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Me, on Twitter, blocking assholes. pic.twitter.com/q5vlMaxEyS

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (SHAMELESS af) (@Sarcasticluther) February 20, 2019
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A Clean Heart

7/28/2019

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Create in me a clean heart, O God.
And renew a right-ass spirit within me. #AshWednesday

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (SHAMELESS af) (@Sarcasticluther) March 6, 2019
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'I Flipped Somebody Off in Traffic'

4/11/2019

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“…Literally, I flipped somebody off in traffic ‘cuz I was late for my yoga class today. So that’s like, I’m not kidding, I just f*ckin’ gave them the, I was like f*uck you, they cut me off, and I sped around, I did the whole thing, you know I did the whole thing and I was driving to yoga . . .and I’m like why in the world is someone like me on the cover of a Spirituality and Health magazine.”

(Listen here, starting at 13:15)

 
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"Let's f**k some s**t up today, people"

11/27/2018

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Let’s fuck some shit up today, people.

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (@Sarcasticluther) November 6, 2018
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Constitutional 'originalism' and Biblical fundamentalism

11/26/2018

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Nadia is extremely wrong on both. Society infiltrating the church. 
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Constitutional “originalism” = people seeking to maintain their positions of power, dominance and privilege while throwing up their hands and saying “it’s not us, it’s the Framers intent!”

Biblical fundamentalism = same fucking thing. Just substitute “God” for “The Framers”

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (@Sarcasticluther) September 10, 2018
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$%@!

6/24/2018

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FUCK. https://t.co/wr2HfnIvkg

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (@Sarcasticluther) June 8, 2018
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'Fun. As. S(#!@.)'

4/7/2018

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I'm sure this puts a smile on Jesus' face. 
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England with badass clergy. Fun. As. Shit. Let’s do it again!!

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (@Sarcasticluther) April 6, 2018
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To Pridefully Use Such Vile Language...

2/20/2018

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This is the person who will be speaking to 30,000 teenagers at the 2018 ELCA Youth Gathering. 

How do I love you, @KatecBowler - let me tweet the ways: funny, smart as shit, insightful, faithful, and writes like a motherfucker. https://t.co/Q4RhdN6nL8 and you’re my very favorite cancer person. ❤️

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (@Sarcasticluther) January 26, 2018
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ELCA Pastor Supports Planned Parenthood

1/23/2018

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It is Nadia Bolz-Weber, an ELCA pastor who will be speaking at the 2018 ELCA youth gathering.

It's #ColoradoGivesDay ! I'm supporting Colorado Christian Services (adoption agency) and Planned Parenthood and the Colorado Adolescent Maternity Program so women can continue to have ALL the choices.

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (@Sarcasticluther) December 5, 2017
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Radical Protestants

1/21/2018

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She is so hip. 

Radical Protestants; nailing shit to the church door since 1517. #500reformation #LutheranAF @HFASS

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (@Sarcasticluther) October 31, 2017
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Donkey Piñata

7/21/2017

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"We should get a donkey piñata and play pin the tail on the donkey" <----shit that happens when @episcopunk and I plan Palm Sunday. #done pic.twitter.com/be1FaQbg4r

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (@Sarcasticluther) March 28, 2017
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...with some stretch marks

5/2/2017

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Says the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America pastor - 
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"Show me somethin' natural like ass with some stretch marks"-favorite lyric on Damn. #kendricklamar

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (@Sarcasticluther) April 28, 2017
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Loves the FBomb

5/2/2017

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Oldest submitted her college applications. Now, anyone got a quarter of a million dollars? #whatthefuckwiththetuition ??

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (@Sarcasticluther) January 14, 2017
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MY _____ Is Not Up For Grabs

1/23/2017

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The ELCA's most beloved pastor. This just might get her voted in as Presiding Bishop. 

pic.twitter.com/xgI42nH2oy

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (@Sarcasticluther) January 21, 2017
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Nadia will keep swearing because she is not going to pretend to be someone she is not

1/3/2017

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You were taught, with regard to your former way of life, to put off your old self, which is being corrupted by its deceitful desires;  to be made new in the attitude of your minds;  and to put on the new self, created to be like God in true righteousness and holiness. - Ephesians 4:22-24

People love to stay in their sin and not change. This is likely the case with Nadia. Or it could be that Nadia has decided this verse is one of those that can be ignored because it is not from God but just one of Paul's "snotty opinions."

@matthewmorine best example of what? pretending to be someone I'm not?Competitive piety?Good for you if you don't swear but give me a break.

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (@Sarcasticluther) January 2, 2017

Fuck, yeah. □ https://t.co/8OwJ1bcdtK

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (@Sarcasticluther) December 31, 2016
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...Despair

11/9/2016

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I don't believe Nadia is happy with the choice of the American people. And of course she can not express herself with class but resorts to her typical, "look-at-me" foul language. 

Fuck despair. □□

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (@Sarcasticluther) November 9, 2016
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Exactly

10/21/2016

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​What goes into someone's mouth does not defile them, but what comes out of their mouth, that is what defiles them." - Matthew 15:11

Exactly. Thank you. pic.twitter.com/zKVM2a5OjQ

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (@Sarcasticluther) October 7, 2016
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People Who Don't Know

8/22/2016

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Guess Nadia thinks if she swears enough people will do as she says.
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People who don't know shit about the backcountry are burning our state down. Put out your fucking camp fires please https://t.co/K3GhgopHgR

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (@Sarcasticluther) July 11, 2016
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Motherf*@#^!' dope

5/23/2016

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Rapper https://t.co/fhwYnd6pMG at #firstrobotics championship: "the Grammies is ok but this shit is Motherfuckin' dope" #true #FIRSTChamp

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (@Sarcasticluther) April 30, 2016

​Speaking at an ELCA Assembly near you. . .
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Clean up how I speak so no one is offended. #nothappening

5/23/2016

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Do not book me to give a keynote then send a message 2 weeks out asking me to clean up how I speak so no one is offended. #nothappening

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (@Sarcasticluther) May 6, 2016
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The Main Thing

5/23/2016

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The main thing that keeps me from being a complete asshole to people on-line is that I don't want to be a complete asshole.

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (@Sarcasticluther) May 22, 2016
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Y'all MotherF@!##@!

3/8/2016

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Amen? (Thanks @rachellkurtz for the best. Gift. Ever.) pic.twitter.com/Qrs74xZ3zj

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (@Sarcasticluther) February 28, 2016
Nadia Bolz-Weber: Beloved by the ELCA and its leaders.
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She Slay

2/8/2016

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@andreagibson she slay. pic.twitter.com/2GdyZB8Wih

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (@Sarcasticluther) February 8, 2016

That is what ELCA pastors are posting? How Christ-like.
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Nadia Bolz-Weber on the 2nd Amendment

1/30/2016

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Is easy access to this sort of shit what the 2nd amendment is all about? Give me a break. pic.twitter.com/ZgKE4wvXPm

— Nadia Bolz-Weber (@Sarcasticluther) December 4, 2015
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I Have to Report This. . .

12/21/2015

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If you get a friend request from "Nadia Bolz-Weber" it is not from me. It is from some asshat who, about every week,...

Posted by Nadia Bolz-Weber on Wednesday, December 2, 2015

"it is not what goes into the mouth that defiles a person, but what comes out of the mouth; this defiles a person." - Matthew 15:11

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